Normal Tuesday workout?

Today was a boring day. I had to go to the student care at 7.30 am. (fuck) and do my gay homework there. Anyways, I was blocked from civilization for about 4 hours until my brother and his girlfriend came to my rescue (thank god). I hate the student care. so fucking boring, you don't do shit around there. But read, do work and hurt your eyes. The food tastes like shit. So after student care, I went to eat at a Thai restaurant. Then, I went home and put on some basketball clothing. (Normal T-Shirt with basketball jersey shorts) When I went to practice, almost everyone in my team came. Except for the ballhogger (YES) and a few others.

So, here are some tips on how to be a gay ballhogger!

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• Tell your coach you want to be the point guard for the team. Cause you know, point guards get the ball first and there's nothing your teammates can do to take the ball away from you.
   
• When your teammates ask you to pass, don't!

• Don't EVER. And I mean, EVER pass to your teammates. ALWAYS dribble to the basket by yourself and play solo because your teammates suck and don't know how to play basketball.

 Last but not least, Happy BALLHOGGING!!

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Ballhoggers can eat my shit. Seriously.