Masturbation.
I am so thankful that I have this, some people are unable to do it, I can't imagine my life without it. I can see why the sex shops make lots of money off selling vibrators, lube and possibly double ended dildos: it makes people happy.
Ten minutes a day, even half that amount of time, and I'm all set. Unhappy? Masturbate. Stressed? Masturbate. Can't fall asleep? You guessed it. It's also a wonderful painkiller, for heart aches and illnesses, and if you can't get those graphic images out of your head, well, it helps with that problem. Most of the time.
The most surprising realisation I just had? I've been blessed with this 'skill' for most of my life. Someone call McDonald's because,
I'm lovin' it!
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