You are killing me

Please stop eyefucking me, Tom. It's irresistible.

First Kat Dennings, you made me jealous, boy. Don't do this to me.

Then a fan who wanted to kneel before you. Why?

Then you do it in an ad for charity. Now that's just inappropriate.

You.

Need.

To.

Stop.

It's making me frustrated, FUCK!

Eyefuck. Lean back. Glide.

I beg of you.







ALSO, I just found out that RDJ's in Elton John's music video. He makes the song ten times better.